2/28/09: Bowling!

As per the usual saturday schedule we get up early and go bowling at 9:30. I shot 181, 176, 204 (clean). If you do the math the average comes somewhere around 187. That aside, I'm stuck at the bowling alley still because my dad is doing a 9-pin. since the alley had no wifi I'm in the corner of the restruant stealing wifi from the hotel accross the street. My friends have just learned my reuptation for computer hacking. Cuz yesterday my sister forgot her ubuntu computer password and I reset it. I restarted her computer and booted it in the shell command thingy. Blah blah geek talk blah blah....her pw is reset. A few things happened during the tournement, but i'll let stalkermom figure those out.

2/27/09: School #3

Ok so here's the big deal. today i was talking about how i talk about my teachers in this blog. Well....i was talking about how I vent about my teachers on this blog. long story short, lasher found my blog. So any weird comments that show up are not my fault (consider this my warning lasher). So today we kinda had 9 classes. The norm 7 and then an extra 2. Weboggle and infectious disease.

Our band teacher was still gone so things are so chaotic, he is gonna kill us when he gets back. Yea so kolding if u r reading this... plz forgive us!!

2/26/09: School #2

I AM TIRED OF STALKERMOM!!! Beatriz came up with the genius idea to accidentally email stalkermom. Then told Lasher so i now have to deal w/ comments all day long. Oh and lasher if u are reading this plz don't turn into stalkerteacher.

At karate I did the usual two classes, one junior one adult. The adult class was so much fun!! We did easy stuff like punching mini-mitts. Lol you have to say this combo its like "jab, cross, upper, upper, hook, cross, jab, cross, kick, cross" It is rly hard to say 10 times in a row. I feel kinda bad for Nikki cuz i screwed up the talking like every time. After that we played hockey with the water noodles and those short mini-cones. We were playing based on kangiko teams. YEA GO SPAMALOT!!. Just image like 10 adults with noodles and hockey pucks being hit everywhere. Oh ad me in its FUN!!

Ok this is so funny. our band teacher is gone for a family emergency. We had a sub from the school, but he didn't know squat about band. So this kid named anson he had a habit of coming up from the percussion section and kneeling right between juli and I. He is rly funny. Like running around screaming with a mouse pad on his head while beat boxing funny. So today he accidentally got caught. cuz he push a kid into a stand. anyways, the sub said "hey get back to your spot" he walked back to the percussion section. The sub didn't realize that he was a percussion player so he made him sit in the wind section. Every1 was staring at them while the teacher was asking where his instrument was. He replied "i don't have one." "well....then why are you in this class" "cuz im special." "OK YOU ARE ABOUT 2 SECONDS AWAY FROM AN AFTER SCHOOL DETENTION!!" "i said it was cuz im special" (ok by now everyone in the band is staring and trying to wipe the smiles off their faces and stop giggling b4 the sub sees). "OK fine!! what's your name??" "i don't know?" "YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR OWN NAME?!?!" "oh my bad, its anson". more arguing followed and remarkably he escaped an ASD. Today in our 7th period class (which was shortened due to the weather) we decided to have some fun. It was a video competition meaning cameras were involved. The audio is a little bad but the video is posted below (ya there kinda trying to beat box. Nice job on their part...

2/25/09: School

I haven't made too many posts recently. School is back from break and nothing funny or interesting had happened. No offence to my teachers if you for some reason googled my name and found my blog.

Anyways today was like any other school day. I AM SICK OF THINK ALONGS!! (no offence mr. frame). So in 7th period, its my job to take care and keep track of the cameras for filming. I went to the room where they are supposed to be and there was a sub and no one had a clue where they were. I was told to go to the library, then to this room then that room. I eventually went to go find the Visfest supervisor. I went to her room opened the door and asked the students if she was there. Megan like jumped out of her chair and pointed at me and yelled "HEY I KNOW THAT KID!... His name is Alex!" I was so tempted to say no...it's mark or something like that but I didn't. So anyways I have the whole class kinda staring at me and then yea...cuz markayla was too scared to talk. It's not like the teacher is gonna tear her head off (well...u never know...). Did I talk about how sara scammed lasher into an extra $20 for scout cookies?? Then she stole the camera sleves, which were later returned at a budget meeting later that night AFTER i got in trouble for losing them.

2/21/09: Bowling (yes, again)

On friday I went bowling with my family but ended up running into a bunch of people from my saturday morning league. I asked why they were all there and they said they were bowling in advance because there was a high-school state tournement 2moro. So this morning when I was bowling there was almost nobody there. Mike and I had the pair of lanes to ourselves so we bowled 4 games and played lowball. I shot 147, 182, 216. If you add that all up i think it comes out to a little over 180avg. My sister has her superdeluxe kangiko meeting so I get to stay home and not deal w/ her.

My dad decided to bring home some help with his giant penguin thing. It's kinda cool, pics are below.

2/19/09: Veggie-tales

OK so nothing special today. We had dinner with my grandparents since it was my other grandma's bday. We went to Duke's. Stalker mom insisted on me eating a lot of chowder and bread b4 the main meal even came, and by the time it did, i could barely finish a french fry. so then we went to jamba juice and i was saying how i could sure use a peachy thing. she forgot that she stuffed me full of food at duke's so I wasn't rly hungry and i told her. She ignored me then about 30seconds l8r she made her order and then said, hey alex, what do you want?. I said i didn't want anything cuz i ate a lot at duke's. So we were arguing for a few seconds until she decided to back off. I went with my mom back to the car to go get my grandma's bday present she asked me if it was cuz i thought server was cute. Apparently, stalkermom doesn't know me at all. If i thought that, i would've ordered something, even if I wasn't gonna eat it. SO HA! IN YO FACE STALKERMOM


and now that we are home, stalkermom and non-stalker dad are watching veggie-tales and it is driving me crazy!! And dad, i know u get updates on your ipod touch --cough--2-G---cough-- whenever i make a post so plz, plz turn the TV off!!

2/18/09: Band

So today was almost my grandma's bday so my mom, sister and I down to visit her. While we were at her house my mom and grandma were cooking, so the two of us were left alone to entertain each other. I locked myself in a room so I wouldn't have to deal with her constant nagging. She decided to spy on me from under the door. I ended up placing pillows in front of it to stop her spying.

Now for the funny part. My little sister (just like stalker mom) has this thing where I'm not allowed to seperate my personal life and my family life. For some crazy reason she decided to email my band teacher. The contents of the message are as follows. (yes i took a few names out)

I totally understand! I just told her the truth! :-)
I hope you are having a great vacation.

Mr. K

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From: D, Alex (STUDENT)
Sent: Tuesday, February 17, 2009 9:58 PM
To: Kolding
Subject: Chelsea


Hey I heard that my little sister emailed you about me. Thanks for not saying anything too embarrassing. Last thing I need is her running around and saying "oh guess what Alex's band teacher said!!"

¸.•*¨ ¨`*•.¸.•*´¨Alex¨`*•.¸.•*´¨ ¨*•.¸


---Forwarded Message---

Hi Chelsea,

Alex is doing a fine job of playing his trumpet. As you probably he is in jazz band and 7th grade band. His attitude is great and the strength of his playing has greatly improved. It's a pleasure to have him in band. What grade are you?

Mr. Kolding
________________________________________
From: Chelsea D [karategirlchelsea@yahoo.com]
Sent: Thursday, February 12, 2009 8:52 PM
To: Kolding
Subject: Alex D

Hello. My name is Chelsea. I believe Alex is in your band class. I just wanted to check how he is doing in band. I'm his sister. So if you could email back I just wanted to see how he is playing his trumpet lately. Please email back Mr. Kolding.


-Chelsea D.

2/17/09: Karate

OK so at karate we have this spring outdoor training thing with the adults, and my dad is the leader of the penguin team. Each different team had to design an event. See we compete for points and we are all on different teams. There is like a rivalry between all of us. Anyways my dad has 8 of these giant penguins. There is little token things inside them. The object is to keep punching and kicking them until you get the small prize on the inside out. As you can see by the pictures below these things are kinda disturbing. Depending on where you strike it, it would do various things ranging from playing a song to a whoope cusion in the back. Be glad...i gotta live with 8 of em.

2/16/09: KPD Youth Board

My youth board application finally arrived. I went to this youth wellness conference called game of life a little while back. After this group of kids and the chief of police made me sing barbie girl in front of like a 100 people, i just had to join it. It's a group of middle and high school students who help design and plan the conference. Its right next to my school so i can just walk over afterwards and go to the meetings. I just have to get a few personal recommendations first, and no one would have anything bad to say about me.... As there is no school I am bored to tears, and not doing anything exciting. The sleeping in aint too bad though XP. I had to spend the whole day with stalkermom and my little sis. at least she was on sedatives. This is my sister if u want to see her high on sugar alone w/ a camera.


u think that's crazy?!?! check out her blog. CLICK HERE FOR KARATEGIRLCHELSEA'S BLOG

2/15/09: Bowling Day!

Today my sister and i bowled a KOH. I shot 174, 195, 171 for a series of 538 (697hdcp). After that my dad went to his tourney, which was a whole lot more fun than mine. Earlier in the day we had breakfast. My little sister had a bunch of pancakes which had enough sugar to be roughly equal to 3 tons of cotton candy. While we were bowling, the sugar was making its way through her system. Unfortunately by the time we were in the car to go to my dad's bowling tourney, her hyperness hit it's climax. So after barely surviving the hypoglycemic torture and the flying sandwiches in the car we arrived at the new alley. My dad was busy bowling, so Jaymi and I had 3 hrs, $20 and an empty arcade, oh and the job of watching my little sis. Did I mention the part where she was sugar high? We started off by going into the arcade and spent about 5 minutes trying to figure out why none of the machines worked, until Jaymi spotted a token machine in the far corner. After stuffing my our pockets with enough tokens to make my sister's pants fall down, we were ready to play. We spent hour after hour racing each other on those games and even more time watching each other scream and hit the pinball machine. My little sister was starting to rapidly lose control so we asked my dad for the car keys so we could lock her in. She was smart enough to realize that if the car is locked from the outside, and you try to unlock it, the alarm goes off. Each time I would lock the door and start walking the car would somehow start to honk. To solve the problem, jaymi and I had to stay in the car with her. My dad made it very clear that the car was not to be turned on, but I don't think Jaymi understood (i sat in the driver's seat for a reason). Since the new prius has a proximity key, there is a giant button on the dash that says POWER. Jaymi would press it, and the car would start running. I had to be sure to turn it off again b4 my dad came outside (he reads my blog...whoops). So, now I'm exhasted, and chelsea is quiet cuz she got yelled at by jaymi for throwing a sandwich wrapper in her face. Right on time, my dad finished. Fortunately for the ride home, my sister started her sugar crash.

2/14/09: Drummer Boy!!

OMG!! u ppl will never guess what stalker mom did. She wanted 2 figure out who gave me a crush, but i shreded 3 of the forms, she tried to take them out and put them all together again. Thing is, the ones i didn't want her to find, are safe in my school locker.

Anyways...Tonight was so fun! The youth were hosting a valentine's dinner for all the church members in an effort to earn the money for a mission trip. After we made and served dinner to all the guests we had to keep them entertained. Some of us played the piano and 2 of the girls did a ballet peformance. Logan, Alan, Michelle and I all put on a comedy skit. It was about a cruise news brodcaster and every few seconds there would be a really corny joke (like so corny it was actually funny). I was on the drums, doing the rim knock (BOOM CRASH!!) every time some1 said something funny (lol i think i did that 39 times...i lost track). I will get it soon but I will post the video of our peformance when i get a copy. IT'S HILARIOUS!!

2/14/09: Tech Violation

Ok, so at school on our laptops there are a bunch of rules that we have to follow, and if you don't you get a 3 day tech suspension and an ASD. Basic things like no emailing during class and especially no downloading software without teacher instruction. Some students found out that if one person downloads something and saves it to a shared location, all the other students can play it without getting caught downloading it. Well, as smart as they were, quite a few major mistakes were made.

Teachers check their shared folder regularly for assignments and stuff like that so it's awfully hard to hide the software files for a wargame. Since students are disabled from creating hidden folder they need to find other alternatives. In this case the named the folder "Launch Internet Explorer" and changed the default icon to the blue IE "e" icon. When the teachers look through their folders they see this and think its just a short cut. The IT staff are a little smarter. They noticed a shortcut and found out it was a folder. So, by now all of the mario kart and super smash bros and the wargame have been found and deleted. Unfortunately the logs that show which students opened what cannot be used. Here's why: Someone told me to open a teachers shared folder. I thought "why not" it might be something funny. They guided me into the folder with all the games in it, at which point I'm like, hey get away from my computer, my parents will kill me if i get a tech violation. On the logs it would show that I opened the folder, but has no way to prove if I played the game or not. I realized that if they decided to use those logs I would be in trouble. So, I needed to find something that would prove my innocence. I went snooping around, and found out that the file size was only 216MB, which is way to small for the games I saw everyone playing. I realized that the game must have used an internet connection, and I was right. I told someone who played the game to check their history and a million different games came up. Since I never launched the game my history will be clear and prove that I never launched the game. The other option is that I played all the games and just deleted them out of the history but I would never do that XP

2/14/09: Bowling

As part of my normal saturday schedule, I go bowling in the morning with my friends. We started by playing a game called lo-ball. The point is to get as few pins as possible, a gutter in the 1st shot is equal to a strike (so u don't win with a score of 0 cuz u always threw it in the gutter). I shot 99 and beat Franny (I beat the coach 2 but that doesn't matter XP). Anyways my little sister who avg is maybe 110 shot a 188. OH yeah!! For some odd reason i won only 1 out of 5 points. AND YET the person who beat me got mad. After some screaming and yelling...."ALEX YOU SUCK WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH YOU"... went to ...."OH SRY I GOT MAD!! HAPPY V-DAY!". Anyways l8r today at around 4 I gotta go help the church youth w/ the EVER SO FAMOUS V-DAY DINNER!!!

2/13/09: Crush Soda

Today at school every1 bought crushes (da soda stupid) for each other. It was my super smart idea 2 drink 3 cans during 7th period so I wasnt feeling 2 good l8r on in the day. I didnt consider it at the time but, i had 2 hrs of karate that night. Hard physical training and a stomach full of soda don't mix very well. Oh, did i mention i had to shred and burn the papers to stop Stalker Mom! from tracking down my friends...